Welcome to
The 10 Punmandments.

Ten jokes from
2026...

...and 
absolutely no
mercy.

Source: Keep
Laughing Forever

I tripped over my
wife's bra.

It was a booby trap.

Source: Keep
Laughing Forever

A locksmith had to
give evidence in
court.

Apparently, he was
the key witness.

Source: Keep
Laughing Forever

I watched
a program
about beavers.

It was the
best dam program
I've ever seen.

Source: Reddit

All these 
redactions
are a 
conspiracy...

They're selling
printer ink.

The Epson files.

Source: Reddit

My New Year's
resolution was...

"No resolutions."

Finally, one I can
keep!

Source: Country
Living

Why was the coach
yelling at the
vending machine?

He wanted his
quarter back.

Source: Keep
Laughing Forever

What do you call a
man with
a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Source: Keep
Laughing Forever

As a lumberjack, I
know I've chopped
down 2026 trees.

How?

Because I keep
a log
of everything.

Source: Funny Jokes
One Liners

What do you call a
fake noodle?

An impasta.

Source: Funny Jokes
One Liners

Why was the tomato
blushing?

It saw the salad
dressing.

And that concludes
The 10 Punmandments.

May your jokes
be terrible...

...but your
timing
divine.