I love this year’s World Series.October baseball. Terrible for my blood pressure. Wonderful for my soul.
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Who am I?Don’t bother Googling my name. I’m fictional. Save your thumbs.Before Milwaukee’s story, let me introduce myself.
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24Benny Bravo. Former Boston Red Sox pitcher. MVP. Number 24.My family calls me Benito. My teammates: Benny. Fans: BB.
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Last year, a ball hit me in the ear. I retired at my peak.I can still hear. Just not well enough for the game at that level.
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Retired doesn’t mean harmless.My El Diablo fastball can still scare a batter.Invite me to a game, and I might show up. The smile travels free.
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Sydney. Charity exhibition game.Did the crowd get quieter……or am I just hearing less of it?
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Before Boston, there was Havana, Cuba.Home. Family. Baseball in the street. Usually in that order.
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I grew upward. My throwing arm apparently missed the stop sign.The smile came early. The nickname came later.
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Now I’m a U.S. citizen. Boston is home, too.I love this city. Yes, even when the wind picks a fight.
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Then an athletic survival show introduced me to Buzzer.Try not to lose.You WANT me to lose? Now it’s personal.We were born competitive. The show just put cameras on it.
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After the show. Celtic Park.Baseball is a duel. One pitch can change everything.Basketball has duels. We just don’t take a nap between them.You said baseball has NO flaws? Finally. Progress.
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Boston Common. A different argument.Boston beats Miami.Miami has beaches. Your wind just slapped me.Boston builds character.So does a parking ticket.
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I invited you to Miami so we could settle this.Excellent. Where do we eat?You can’t call a city inferior before lunch.I heard “you CAN.” But I respect lunch.
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Cuban sandwiches. Finally, common ground.We’re both a little evil when there’s something to win.Especially at sports.You can steal a base, but don’t steal my sandwich!
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That ear thing… It isn’t just a punch line.Sometimes I lose whole pieces of a sentence. Sometimes I hear the opposite.I miss trusting what I hear.Then I’ll face you when I talk. And repeat it when you need.
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My turn. I’m color-blind.Team colors were a problem. The pro doors I tried stayed shut.Streetball gave me somewhere my game could speak for itself.Different problems. Same fear of being counted out.You’re my friend, Benny. That part isn’t a competition.
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Anyway, that’s me. Benny “El Diablo” Bravo.I’ll be back when the World Series ends.Until then… don’t touch my sandwich.You owe me Cuban folklore.
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