Emergency update!
My top four rookie
picks need
immediate repairs.

As the NBA’s
self-appointed voice…
I am recalling 
my own opinion.

Yaxel Lendeborg.
Not on my list.
Apparently he
took that personally.

First four games:
21.8 points,
9.3 boards,
4.8 assists
per game.
Then 100-plus
points and
40-plus boards
through five.

He’s breaking rookie
records. He’s my
leading contender
for 2027 Rookie
of the Year. 
My list?
Under renovation.

Somewhere in
Boston, Benny
could be
sitting alone… 
laughing
at this.

Not his little
El Diablo smile.
The full
furniture-shaking
version.

Anyway!
Congratulations
to the Warriors!
Another win.
Keep that
streak rolling!

And Curry’s
perfect shooting
night last game?
Beautiful.
Excellent topic.
Let’s stay on that.

Then
forty-four today,
Steph?
FORTY-FOUR?

That deserves a
whole segment.
Preferably the segment
where nobody
mentions my
rookie picks.

That’s the update! 
Very brief.
Very forgettable.

Ending this before
Benny watches—
where’s
the stop button?!

Boston.
He already watched.

Buzzer!
Your top four
needed a
FIFTH GUY!

HA—HAHAHAHA!
My sandwich!
Not the
sandwich!

…I felt that.
That was 
Boston.

New topic! Steph! What
do you eat every day?
How are you still dropping
forty-four at your age?!

Please say Cuban
sandwiches.
I need ONE take
Benny can’t
laugh at.