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Hello again! Antlet here.
Last time: pickleball.
This time: golf’s 2026
men’s majors!

Four championships.
Four dream courses.
One extremely excited ant.

Driver, wood, wedge, putter.
Four arms. Full service!

Carrying four clubs
at once does NOT
mean I can play well.

First: what’s a Grand Slam?
In modern men’s golf,
it means winning all four
different majors in
one calendar year.

Win all four across your 
career instead? That’s a 
career Grand Slam. Carrying
four clubs earns neither.

Major one: 
The Masters. April 9–12,
2026. Augusta National,
Augusta, Georgia, USA.

For our scenic postcard:
the 12th, Golden Bell.
I want to play
here SO badly.

Flowers, water, one
tiny target…
Golden Bell looks
like a dream.

Rory McIlroy won the
2026 Masters.
My dream? One ball
across that creek.
Preferably
my first ball.

Major two: PGA
Championship.
May 14–17, 2026.
Aronimink, Newtown
Square, 
Pennsylvania, USA.

Our scenic stop: 
the par-5 16th.
Yes, this Par 3
Story takes a
par-5 detour!

Aaron Rai won the
PGA Championship.
At Aronimink, even my
daydreams need a
careful approach.

I want a round here
so badly. Four 
clubs ready. 
Decision-making
still loading.

Major three: 
U.S. Open.
June 18–21, 2026.
Shinnecock Hills,
Southampton,
New York, USA.

Meet the par-3
11th: Hill Head.
Small green. Big
personality. 
Enormous place
on my wish list.

Wyndham Clark won
here in 2026. His
second U.S. Open title!

The green is up
there. My
confidence is down
here. I still
desperately want a
tee time.

Major four: The 
Open Championship.
July 16–19, 2026.
Royal Birkdale,
Southport, England.

Our postcard: 
the par-3 12th,
nestled in the
dunes. Please
let this be my next
golf dream.

Ryan Fox won
the 2026 Open.
First major.
Unforgettable
finish.

That completes
our four-course
tour. Now my
three favorite
storylines— a
personal podium,
not official
rankings!

My number one:
Rory’s Masters repeat.
He completed the career
Grand Slam in 2025…
then won Augusta
again in 2026!

The first
back-to-back
Masters winner
since Tiger Woods
in 2001–02. That
is quite a
return visit.

Rory lost the lead
and had to rally.
The repeat
came with real
suspense.

Rory: back-to-back
green jackets.
Me: back-to-back
practice swings.
Same course in my
imagination, anyway.

My number two: Ryan
Fox at The Open.
At 39, he captured
his first major at
Royal Birkdale.

He birdied the 72nd
hole to beat Cameron
Young by one shot.
A finish worth holding
your breath for!

Fox is known for
playing fast.
Apparently
my blinking needs
practice.

He finished the
job. I’m still
choosing which club
to hold— despite
already holding all
four.

My number three:
Clark’s U.S. Open.
A second
title at Shinnecock
Hills— with Sam
Burns charging
behind him.

Much of the crowd
was against
Clark. He still
held on. The
mental battle was
part of the story.

That’s the part I
want to borrow:
stay composed
when the
pressure rises.

Four arms can carry
the equipment.
They cannot carry
my nerves. Still… I
want to play here
so badly.

Four majors. Four
dream courses.
Rory’s repeat,
Fox’s breakthrough,
Clark’s nerve. 
What a season!

Why play one
sport when you
can play them all?
But first…
one club, one putt.

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