🥳 What If Spacetroopers Lived Among Us #1

You've seen this
before, right?

Now imagine them
getting day jobs.

Those are
my MP3 players!
Why are they
in the tree?!

I aimed 
for the
doorstep.

Even my
dial-up
had better
delivery.

I need a new
assignment.

My favorite
tartan!
It survived
centuries!

It did not
survive
dessert.

This next 
move is
the splash
pose!

Target
acquired.

Waterbomb
Festival

Really?

First time
I've ever
prayed
for a strikeout.